Sweatshirt Unisex "Fluent in Sarcasm"

Product features

- 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester for a soft, durable handfeel

- Medium-heavy fabric (9.5 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit for layered comfort

- 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and hem for stretch and shape retention

- Twill necktape and half-moon back patch for stability and a finished look

- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified low-impact dyes

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

Lightweight, bold and quietly hilarious — this relaxed sweatshirt speaks before you do. Soft, ring-spun cotton with a gentle garment-dyed finish gives it a lived-in feel straight from the first wear. The simple, centered text reads like a private joke with strangers: deadpan humor, no fuss. It layers easily over tees or under a coat, becoming the go-to when you want to stay comfortable while making a sly statement. Subtle details — a half-moon neck patch, ribbed cuffs and hem, and durable necktape — keep the fit feeling thoughtful and long-lasting. Wear it to low-key meetups, chilly commutes, or slow weekends at a café; it settles into your rhythm and keeps the sarcasm rolling.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1566, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras or El Salvador

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean