Sweatshirt Unisex “Social battery: critically low”
Product features
- Midweight 50/50 cotton-poly blend (270gsm 8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and breathability
- Crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for durability
- Tubular, seamless knit construction for a smooth fit and reduced fabric waste
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and compliance with safety standards (flammability, heavy metals, bisphenols, phthalates)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
A cozy, laid-back crewneck that speaks to anyone who runs on introvert mode. Soft, midweight fabric and a relaxed cut make it easy to slip into after a long day of small talk. The front features a simple, slightly bemused graphic: a low-battery icon with the words “Social battery: critically low.” It reads like a quiet conversation starter—funny, honest, and instantly relatable. Wear it to decompress at coffee shops, on slow weekend errands, or layered at low-key gatherings when you want comfort without shouting for attention.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean
