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Sweatshirt Unisex “Social battery: critically low”

US$42.99Price
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Product features

- Midweight 50/50 cotton-poly blend (270gsm 8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and breathability

- Crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for durability

- Tubular, seamless knit construction for a smooth fit and reduced fabric waste

- OEKO-TEX certified dyes, ethically grown US cotton, and compliance with safety standards (flammability, heavy metals, bisphenols, phthalates)


Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean


A cozy, laid-back crewneck that speaks to anyone who runs on introvert mode. Soft, midweight fabric and a relaxed cut make it easy to slip into after a long day of small talk. The front features a simple, slightly bemused graphic: a low-battery icon with the words “Social battery: critically low.” It reads like a quiet conversation starter—funny, honest, and instantly relatable. Wear it to decompress at coffee shops, on slow weekend errands, or layered at low-key gatherings when you want comfort without shouting for attention.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean

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