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Hoodie Unisex "Social Battery: Critically Low"

US$52.99Price

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Product features

- 50/50 cotton–polyester medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and smooth print surface

- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean fit and reduced waste

- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pouch pocket

- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX–certified dyes, and ethically sourced US cotton components


Care instructions

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed


A soft, cozy hoodie that speaks the quiet truth: sometimes social energy runs on empty. This medium-heavy pullover wraps you in warmth with a smooth 50/50 cotton–polyester blend and a roomy kangaroo pocket where cold hands and scattered thoughts belong. The front print — a low-battery icon and the line “Social battery: critically low” — is simple, a little funny, and wonderfully relatable. Wear it for slow mornings, long study sessions, or when you need a gentle social shield. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add subtle polish while the tubular knit and tear-away label keep the fit neat and comfortable. Ethically sourced fibers and OEKO-TEX–compliant dyes mean it’s built with care for both you and the planet.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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