Product features

- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth and soft handfeel

- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste

- Drawstring double-lined hood with color-matched cord

- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit with tear-away label

Care instructions

- Tumble dry: medium

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

A soft, mid-weight hoodie that speaks with dry humor. The clean white canvas features bold, black text reading “Not my first apocalypse,” giving this hoodie an easygoing, wry personality. It wears like a lived-in favorite: warm without being bulky, with a roomy kangaroo pocket and a double-lined hood for extra comfort and coverage. The message lands with understatement—great for those who navigate chaotic times with sarcasm and a steady shrug. Throw it on for errands, late-night coffee runs, or low-key meetups where a little wit goes a long way.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

Hoodie Unisex "Not My First Apocalypse"