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Tee Unisex “My cat is less a pet and more an emotionally unavailable roommate”

US$36.99Price

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Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, and long-lasting

- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage look and texture

- Heavyweight 200gsm/6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for comfortable everyday wear

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durable construction

- Available S–4XL and in 9 colors with sewn-in label


Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean


Soft, lived-in comfort with a dry wink of humor. This heavyweight garment-dyed tee wears like an old favorite from the first wear — softened cotton, relaxed fit, and a slightly vintage color that feels like home. The front shows a small, deadpan cat silhouette and the line: “My cat is less a pet and more an emotionally unavailable roommate.” It’s the kind of shirt that gets a knowing laugh at the vet, on a coffee run, or curled up on the couch with a reluctant cat willing only to knock your mug off the table. Lightweight in attitude but substantial in fabric, this tee sits well under a cardigan or on its own with jeans. The tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching mean it handles everyday wear and repeated washes without looking worn-out. Comes in many colors and sizes so you can pick the shade that matches your home, your cat’s aloofness, or your personal aesthetic.


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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