Tee Unisex "...I Never Trust a Cough, Sneeze, or Fart"

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, long-lasting comfort

- Garment-dyed finish gives a lived-in color and texture

- Heavyweight 200gsm/6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk body

- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for durability

- Available in sizes S–4XL with a sewn-in label

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

Light, relaxed, and full of personality — this garment-dyed tee wears like a well-loved favorite from day one. The soft, heavyweight cotton feels substantial yet broken-in, and the bright, playful print reads like a wink across the chest: “I’m at the age where I never trust a cough, sneeze, or fart.” It sits comfortably on the shoulders with a relaxed fit and clean tubular body, so it layers easily under a jacket or stands alone with jeans. Choose from many muted, lived-in colors that deepen with washings. This shirt belongs in lazy weekends, backyard barbecues, and family gatherings where laughter comes easy and honesty is appreciated.