Sweatshirt Unisex "...I never trust a cough, sneeze, or fart"
Product features
- Constructed without side seams for a smooth fit.
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy blend (270gsm 8.0 oz/yd²) with heather sport blend variation.
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and double-needle stitching for durability.
- DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX certified dyes; meets safety and environmental standards.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Soft, cozy, and a little bit cheeky—this crewneck brings warmth and humor to quieter days. The lightweight-yet-durable cotton-poly blend feels familiar against the skin, while the ribbed collar and double-needle stitching keep the silhouette clean and long-lasting. A colorful, playful chest graphic reads like a private joke for anyone who prefers their personal space: bright lettering and small icons give the design a friendly, retro vibe. Wear it on slow mornings, neighborhood walks, or while lounging at home to stay comfortable and let your sense of humor do the talking.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean
