Apron "Dinner's Ready When the Smoke Alarm Shuts Up"

Product features

- 100% polyester canvas with foamed lining for a soft, textured feel

- Stain-resistant surface protects clothes from spills, grease, and art messes

- Tie-back closure for an adjustable, secure fit

- Available strap colors: black, white, beige, blue, and pink

- One size (31.5" x 25.6") with sewn-in care label; assembled in the USA

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not iron

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle

Channel kitchen mischief with this playful, durable apron that handles spills, splatters, and the occasional charred masterpiece. The bold front print — a cheeky, red-faced smoke alarm with the line “DINNER’S READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM SHUTS UP.” — brings humor to every cooking session while the fine-weave polyester canvas and foamed lining keep the fabric soft against your skin. Adjustable tie-back closure and generous one-size dimensions give comfortable coverage for prep, grilling, and late-night takeout rescues. Choose from five strap colors to match your style and let this apron do the talking when dinner’s…ambiguous.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle