Apron "I'm Not Salty. I'm Seasoned."

Product features

- Soft 100% polyester canvas with foamed lining for comfortable wear

- Stain-resistant surface protects clothing from food, paint, and spills

- Adjustable tie-back closure for a customizable one-size fit (80cm x 65cm/31.5" x 25.6")

- Bright, long-lasting all-over print with five strap color options (black, white, beige, blue, pink)

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not iron

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle

Lighthearted and practical, this printed apron brings personality to every kitchen, grill, and craft table. The cheeky "I'm not salty. I'm seasoned." phrase sits above a colourful retro salt-shaker illustration, giving a wink to seasoned cooks and pun-lovers alike. The smooth polyester canvas has a fine weave and foamed lining that feels soft against the body while resisting stains from sauces, paints, and spills. A tie-back closure lets you dial in the fit, and five strap colors let you match your style or workshop. Thoughtful details like a sewn-in care label, white hem thread, and crisp, vibrant printing keep the look fresh wash after wash. Whether you're flipping pancakes on a slow Sunday, manning the barbecue, or leading a messy craft night, this apron adds humor and protection without slowing you down.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle