Apron "I'm Cooking. Not Performing Miracles."

Product features

- 100% polyester canvas with foamed lining for soft, structured wear

- Stain-resistant surface protects clothing from spills and splatters

- Adjustable tie-back closure for a customizable fit

- Available strap colors: black, white, beige, blue, pink

- One-size (31.5" x 25.6" / 80cm x 65cm) with bright, high-quality all-over print

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not iron

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle

This apron brings dry humor and everyday practicality into the kitchen. Soft, fine-weave polyester canvas feels comfortable against the body while the foamed lining adds gentle structure. The bold, playful print—’I’m cooking. Not performing miracles.’ alongside a skillet illustration—sits bright and crisp on a clean white background, so the message reads clearly while you cook, bake, or craft. Choose from five strap colors to match your style. The tie-back closure lets you adjust the fit quickly, and the generous one-size cut covers shirts and tops without restricting movement. Stain-resistant fabric keeps spills and splatters from settling in, making cleanup simple after family dinners, weekend projects, or busy meal prep.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle